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I like some isotopes more than others.
Most people have such a natural prejudice.
Sometimes when people say “radioactive” what they actually mean
is Nobel Inert Gas, but not usually. (Well, except maybe for Tim.)
Steve: When the Jiffy Pop Popcorn foil expands upon heating is it magic?
Einstein’s Ghost: Yes.
Stephanie: Look. That bird flying in the sky.
Joe: If you mean the fact that a bird can fly and we can’t then you would be right.
Stephanie: What? No.
What? Birds can fly?
No. I meant that that bird was carrying a pan of expanded Jiffy Pop Popcorn.
Steve: Einstein’s Ghost already confirmed that was magic.
Nobel Prize Presentation in Physics Committee: Can anyone in the audience think of anything
involving science that we can use as an excuse for presenting the award this year?
Isaac Newton: Windshield wipers???
Einstein’s Ghost: Sorry. Also, magic.
Chairman: This year’s Nobel Prize in Physics goes to Meryl Streep.
Madonna: This sucks!!!