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Boss drunk at Christmas party: Who put these urinals on the ceiling.
Bill: I always cry at weddings.
Joe: But this is YOUR wedding.
Bill: I want a prenuptial!
Gwen: I want a marsupial!
With a purse-like pouch possibly Prada or Michael Kors.
Boss at the All Hands Meeting: Who put these urinals on the ceiling?
Joe: Gwen, if your kangaroo is not housebroken you should have left him at home.
Bill: This cummerbund would be good for concealing a plastic pirate sword.
Gwen: I’m withdrawing consent.
Sam: But you’ve already given birth to our son.
Boss at Bill’s wedding: Who put these urinals on the ceiling?
Kangaroo: I want a restraining order.