Marsupial Wedding Planner

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Boss drunk at Christmas party: Who put these urinals on the ceiling.

Bill: I always cry at weddings.

Joe: But this is YOUR wedding.

Bill: I want a prenuptial!

Gwen: I want a marsupial!

With a purse-like pouch possibly Prada or Michael Kors.

Boss at the All Hands Meeting: Who put these urinals on the ceiling?

Joe: Gwen, if your kangaroo  is not housebroken you should have left him at home.

Bill: This cummerbund would be good for concealing a plastic pirate sword.

Gwen: I’m withdrawing consent.

Sam: But you’ve already given birth to our son.

Boss at Bill’s wedding: Who put these urinals on the ceiling?

Kangaroo: I want a restraining order.

Nice purse.

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