Things eventually got back to normal and sanity was restored.
Presidential candidate one: I’m in line for stamps.
Presidential candidate two: I too am in line for stamps.
Candidate one: I like milk.
Candidate two: I too like milk, but low-fat milk!
Candidate one: I like non-fat milk!! That’s why I am more qualified to be President!!!
One: Hey, look at what that dog’s doing to Anderson Cooper’s leg.
Two: My dog likes milk.
One: You don’t have a dog.
Two: I like dogs and I like milk.
Anderson Cooper: How would you fix the economy?
Anderson Cooper: Who wants milk?!
Candidate one: If that dog is done with your leg can he hold my place in line for stamps?
Candidate two: I too would like him to hold my place in line for stamps.
Dog: I would like some milk.
Dog: I would fix the economy by creating more jobs.
Jobs that produced more milk.
More sunshine would also be nice.
President Dog at his inauguration: I like to chase squirrels.
Vice President Squirrel: I like milk.