You May Be Crazy And Not Even Know It



At the end of my physical my doctor said:

“You may be crazy and not even know it.”

“I suggest you see a psychiatrist.”

As I lay there on the couch this “psychiatrist”

carefully thumbed through my file.

He read and carefully studied each page.

Taking some notes and never looking up.

Finally, after reading and writing for

nearly an hour he looked up.

Doctor: Have you ever considered suicide?

Me: No.

Doctor: Please do.

Errrr….can you pay by credit card now?


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