Not My Monkey

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as things had been contentious
the compromise was reached
that President Trump
would be sworn in by a monkey

but then people from California
complained that it sould be an orangutan

delegates from Minnestota insisted it be a baboon

While those from Colorado demanded it be
a shaved gorilla with Maori tatoos.

finally on the day
of the inauguration the chant went up…

not my monkey
not my monkey

later a guy standing next to me in the men’s room
refused to flush saying it was
not his urinal.

 

 

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