Proud

 

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One time I ran out of dog food,

so I fed my dog cat food for a month,

since my cat had died.

I felt good

and proud to be an American

I got rid of all that cat food.

and didn’t waste any of it

or have to throw it away.

And at the same time I was able

to completely screw over my dog.

It felt good to be proud and I was proud

that I felt good.

Later in hell I received a Christmas card

from my dog.

 

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