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When the officer handcuffed me he said
it was for acts of “Malicious Mischief.”
That sounds like something he made up.
Look I was born male. Still am.
I’m always committing acts of malicious mischief.
It’s only the degree of maliciousness that varies.
So after 90 days in county when I got out I looked up
other “made up” laws, so I could be more law abiding
and possibly delay my inevitable path to Pelican Bay.
Here is some of what I found on the books.
1st degree horseplay.
Insidious tom-foolery. (Originally posted 6/22/16…you can look it up…it’s still there.)
These laws could mean practically anything.
And I’m pretty sure I was up to at least one
or two of them at any given moment.
Had our country truly become a police state?
With a 51st star added to the flag for this state?
With a crazy made up name like some of the
other states with crazy made up names?
As I started to cross the street the officer handcuffed me:
“You’re going down good this time.”
Me: What’s the charge?
Officer: Inexplicable, free-range hi-jinx.