All Roads Lead to Rome



It’s like failing your driving test
and also failing your sobriety test,
when you are pulled over during
your driving test.

Regarding 1st dates do not try to
impress by lighting your fart on fire.
This was a hard lesson to learn, but
finally, I told women to stop doing this.

So anyway, I found that fork
in my couch, which was initially
bad, but it was also good, because
I only have one fork.

Build a better mousetrap, and the
world will beat a path to your door.
Build a better mouse and you are still
likely to be the recipient of a beating.


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