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I went directly to Facebook
to join a “Clown Group” as quickly as possible,
but I found the choices sadly lacking.
There were no groups for clowns that owned cats.
No groups on vampire or vegan clowns
And certainly no groups on vampire, vegan clowns
that owned cats!
No groups on clowns living in abandoned submarines
on the bottom of the ocean floor.
There was, however, a group on “Cheese.”
Which I joined.
It had a picture of a clown holding a piece of cheese.
It was the best I could do.
Late, I found out that the cheese was an apple
that had been modified with Photoshop.
And the clown was computer generated.