Clown Groups




I went directly to Facebook

to join a “Clown Group” as quickly as possible,

but I found the choices sadly lacking.

There were no groups for clowns that owned cats.

No groups on vampire or vegan clowns

And certainly no groups on vampire, vegan clowns

that owned cats!

No groups on clowns living in abandoned submarines

on the bottom of the ocean floor.


There was, however, a group on “Cheese.”

Which I joined.

It had a picture of a clown holding a piece of cheese.

It was the best I could do.


Late, I found out that the cheese was an apple

that had been modified with Photoshop.


And the clown was computer generated.



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