Down the Hatch

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I said: “Down the hatch.”

And then emptied the box of free-range chickens

into the submarine.

Before anyone could react,

I jammed the switch to permanent dive

and the submarine rocketed

to the bottom of the ocean.

Later after crashing into the sea floor

many chickens complained of the “bends”

when they reached the surface.

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Still, other complained about being wet.

One wanted a peanut-butter sandwich.

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