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Who doesn’t like an ugly dog contest?
It builds both self-esteem
and give us something to point at and laugh.
So there I was at the ugly dog contest pointing and laughing.
With my dog.
The first dog I ever actually owned.
Only she wasn’t laughing.
This led me to believe that she was absorbed
in the judging of the contest.
Many people had chosen humiliating names
for the ugly dog contestants.
Some had them do humiliating ugly dog tricks.
One ugly dog spun in a circle as he tried to sniff his own butt.
He came in third.
When I got home I took a nap on the couch.
I awoke to my dog and the ugly dog contestants
pointing and laughing at me.
What a great surprise to be awaken
to an encore performance in my own home.
I knew I was in for a treat as one contestant
approached me to perform a humiliating dog trick
raising his hind leg.
Boy, this was going to be great.