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I am the man who paints the line down the middle of the road.
I am like Moses parting the Red Sea.
Only what I do is relevant to your life
and makes your driving experience more satisfying.
I am like Noah tallying the animals as they enter the Ark.
Only I don’t forget the unicorns, while increasing traffic safety.
I am like Gandhi marching to the sea to make salt.
Only I get to wear a bright orange vest.
I am like “some guy” knocking down the Berlin Wall.
Only I am not German.
I am like God, but I don’t rest on the 7th day
Because I work for the state and get paid double-time on Sunday.
You need not fear me.
For I am a man of peace.
And I am not a German.
And I am strapped in this weird leather and metal harness thingy
as I ride behind the truck that carries the paint
and I can barely move around in this thing
let alone do anything to you
even if I wanted to.
When I eat your soul,
it tastes like chicken.