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Before I fly off the top of the Empire State Building,
I took the time to write your name with a permanent marker all over my naked body.
That way when I leap and fly successfully in arching loops to the ground,
when the reporters come running up to celebrate my accomplishment they will
ask me why your name is written all over my body and I will tell them:
“Because you doubted me”.
Enjoy your humiliation.