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I was eating brunch in a nice restaurant with my girl.
At the next table was a family completing their meal.
I noticed the little girl was not able to finish
all the food on her plate.
Her mother commented:
“Well, I guess your eyes were bigger than your stomach.”
I was enraged.
I went over to the family’s table,
so everyone could hear me
and bent down beside the little girl.
“It’s not your fault you have hideous, bulging, troll-like, fish eyes.”
It felt good to help someone less fortunate than myself.
Especially, someone with such
hideous, bulging, troll-like, fish eyes.”
When they left I pocketed their tip, so they would not be welcome at this restaurant again.