When the “Real News” Becomes “Fake News”

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CNN: So, you are saying the President is a monkey?

Sane Person: Know what I said is that lunch will be served with a vegetarian option.

USA Today: So, you are saying the President is a monkey?

Sane Person: Know what I said is no Buffaloes where injured in making the Buffalo nickel.

ABC News: So, you are saying the President is a monkey?

Sane Person: Know what I said is we will not be moving to the metric system despite pressure from Nancy Pelosi.

NBC News: So, you are saying the President is a monkey?

Sane Person: No, what I am saying is not going to metric system is not a hate crime.

Nancy Pelosi (yes my local representative): There’s a homosexual guy speaking who has an opinion different than ours at U.C Berkeley. Let’s burn the place to the ground!!!

Milo: I was going to talk about Buffalo nickels.

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