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Could a chicken orbit the moon?
With a chicken’s flying ability,
but gravity being what it is…
is it possible for a chicken to orbit the moon?
This is a question I often ask myself.
And for that matter what kind of chicken
would it take to orbit the sun?
Probably a pretty big chicken.
Probably with lots of meat.
Slowly roasting as he orbited the sun.
Basting in his own juices.
I get hungry just thinking about it.
My boss: “What in God’s name does this have to do with the PowerPoint
slides you are showing us?
Me: “I missed lunch?”