Random Acts of Kindness



Perform a random act of kindness today.

Perhaps with a sandwich involving pickles and a monkey.

That’s pretty random.

Walk up to a complete stranger, hug them, and tell them you love them.

Preferably not someone in an open casket at the funeral of someone you don’t know.

Remember keep that kindness random.

If you see someone on the side of the road that needs help changing a tire…


Say “thank you” and mean it.

Even if you have to lie to mean it.

Compliment someone about their looks while using the phrase “with a 10 foot pole” in the same sentence.

If your fly is open

zipping it up will only acknowledge that it was open in the 1st place.

Honesty is the best policy.

A no return policy is the 2nd best policy.

A no peeing in the pool policy is also good,

though I would really think that shouldn’t even need to be stated.

Still, I would put such a sign up in your cubicle to be on the safe side.

Somebody has to take the last donut.

You can help spare someone that awkwardness.


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