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Satan: Why do you want to work here?
Boss: Everyone’s been telling me I should go here?
Satan: We have an opening on manager’s row, but you’ll
have to share an office with Hitler.
Boss: What’s Hitler doing in Hell?
Satan: Very good. Now I see how you became a boss.
Satan: Do you have any experience purchasing souls?
Boss: Generally, I rent them over night and then just never return them.
Satan: How do you feel about people viewing you as “evil?”
Boss: I’m unaffected by jealousy.
Satan: How do you feel about God?
Boss: I’m comfortable with the job title.
Satan: How are your Powerpoint skills?
Boss: Sometimes I can talk about one slide for over an hour.
Satan: Perfect. The Powerpoint presentation from hell.
Satan: How do you feel about water-boarding?
Boss: I need a bigger desk.
Satan: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Boss: Probably as Satan or I’d start my own hell.
Satan: Any questions for me?
Boss: When can I get that bigger desk?