My Boss’s Interview from Hell

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Satan: Why do you want to work here?

Boss: Everyone’s been telling me I should go here?

Satan: We have an opening on manager’s row, but you’ll

have to share an office with Hitler.

Boss: What’s Hitler doing in Hell?

Satan: Very good. Now I see how you became a boss.

Satan: Do you have any experience purchasing souls?

Boss: Generally, I rent them over night and then just never return them.

Satan: How do you feel about people viewing you as “evil?”

Boss: I’m unaffected by jealousy.

Satan: How do you feel about God?

Boss: I’m comfortable with the job title.

Satan: How are your Powerpoint skills?

Boss: Sometimes I can talk about one slide for over an hour.

Satan: Perfect. The  Powerpoint presentation from hell.

Satan: How do you feel about water-boarding?

Boss: I need a bigger desk.

Satan: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Boss: Probably as Satan or I’d start my own hell.

Satan: Any questions for me?

Boss: When can I get that bigger desk?

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