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First I jumped on the bandwagon.
Then I jumped off the bandwagon.
Then I jumped on the bandwagon.
My friends looked at me and told me I was a fickle fan
when it came to routing for the team.
I had no idea what he was talking about.
I just liked bandwagons.
Doctor and police officer standing there.
Me: “Can a monkey be charged with murder in this state?”
Police Officer: “No.”
Me: “Proceed then with the operation to make me a monkey.”