Work psychologist: The results for your tests are back.
Boss: Am I a genius?
Boss: What comes after super-genius?
Boss: Is “No” the new “Yes?”
Boss: So “yes.”. I’m after super-genius.
Boss: Am I the smartest person to ever live?
Boss: Thank you.
Psych: We were testing you for possible brain damage.
Boss: Your tests showed I am smarter than Einstein?
Boss: Again, thank you.
Boss: When will my salary be adjusted to reflect that I am smarter than God?
Psych: God would have to sign off on that.
Boss: Am I God?
Boss: As I humbly, but long suspected.
Where’s the paperwork? I’ll sign off on my new salary now.
Crushing my favorite Black Sabbath Song…