Hey, Forrest: Kurt here…how did Santa Cruz/Capitola go?
Me: 2-hour beach walk. $57,000.
Kurt: God damn Sam. Not bad.
I’m going to let you play a little Zeppelin with scantily clad women.
Save a place for me in the footnotes.
Me: Done son.
Note: They slipped Carla from “Butcher Babies” into a 7 second segment….
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(Hey, it’s me….Big Cheese…I’m back.)
First the guy walked in wearing a giant mouse outfit and yelled:
“Where’s my cheese?!”
“Where’s my goddamn cheese?!”
Then the guy walked in wearing a giant cheese outfit.
I think he was Swiss.
“Can I get a loaf of French bread and a bottle of wine?”
“How about a goddamn loaf of French bread and a bottle of wine?”
No guy in a giant French bread outfit came in.
No guy in a giant wine bottle outfit in.
Then a guy came in wearing a giant cheese grater outfit.
And he grated the cheese guy.
The guy in the mouse outfit ate the whole thing.
It was a 8 on a 10 scale for fun.
9 if he were cheddar.
Then 2 guys in a giant loaf of French bread
and a giant bottle of wine outfit came in.
We were stuck in traffic.
Did we miss anything?
Her you go Kurt.
Kurt: Appreciate the respect Forrest.