Cheese Story

 

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Hey, Forrest: Kurt here…how did Santa Cruz/Capitola go?

Me: 2-hour beach walk. $57,000.

Kurt: God damn Sam. Not bad.

I’m going to let you play a little Zeppelin with scantily clad women.

Save a place for me in the footnotes.

Me: Done son.

Note: They slipped Carla from “Butcher Babies” into a 7 second segment….

 

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(Hey, it’s me….Big Cheese…I’m back.)

First the guy walked in wearing a giant mouse outfit and yelled:

“Where’s my cheese?!”

“Where’s my goddamn cheese?!”

 

Then the guy walked in wearing a giant cheese outfit.

I think he was Swiss.

“Can I get a loaf of French bread and a bottle of wine?”

“How about a goddamn loaf of French bread and a bottle of wine?”

 

No guy in a giant French bread outfit came in.

No guy in a giant wine bottle outfit in.

 

Then a guy came in wearing a giant cheese grater outfit.

And he grated the cheese guy.

The guy in the mouse outfit  ate the whole thing.

 

It was a 8 on a 10 scale for fun.

9 if he were cheddar.

 

Then 2 guys in a giant loaf of French bread

and a giant bottle of wine outfit came in.

We were stuck in traffic.

Did we miss anything?

 

Her you go Kurt.

Kurt: Appreciate the respect Forrest.

 

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