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When people ask me if I have a girl friend
I am too embarrassed to say “No”.
It’s an awkward social situation.
So, I tell them I’m in a same-sex relationship with myself.
Which, without giving details,
I suppose is technically is correct.
This turns people’s faces to an emotion
that I would characterize as “disgust.”
But at least it’s not awkward.
Best rock song ever.