Reptile Brain

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Bob uses his reptile brain to intelligently choose the best beer.

Bob uses his mammal brain to cry

when the last beer in the 6-pack is empty.

 

Bob uses his reptile brain to wisely clip a coupon

when ordering pizza delivered.

Bob uses his mammal brain to cry

when that doesn’t come with Buffalo Wings.

 

Bob uses his reptile brain to brilliantly select the best cable package with the most complete sports package.

Bob uses his mammal brain to cry

when he realizes this doesn’t give him

unlimited porn access.

 

Linda uses her mammal brain to turn the channel.

Channel after channel.

Linda uses her female brain to kick Bob’s ass

when all those channels are porn.

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