Super Heros….Annoying as Ever

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Superman

Spends his spare time making a list of all the kids that teased

him in high school and aren’t super heroes now.

 

Batman

Rings your door bell and leaves the burning bag of dog poop.

At the bottom of the bag you find the remains of your reading glasses.

 

The Lone Ranger

Drinks out of the open milk carton in the refrigerator.

Then puts his recyclables in your regular garbage bin.

Recycles in your regular garbage bin! Come on.

 

Popeye

Comes over to borrow a cup of sugar naked.

Also asks if he can borrow a robe.

Puts the robe in his shopping cart full of aluminum cans

as he leaves with your sugar.

 

The Hulk

Calls the police and tells them your barking dog

is keeping him awake.

The police shake their heads knowing the Hulk

“crushed” your dog last week.

 

Spiderman

Toilette papers your house.

Then calls the police and tells them your barking dog

is keeping him awake.

The police shake their heads as the Hulk and Spiderman drink beer

and laugh with naked Popeye.

 

President Lincoln

Invites you over to dinner, but then lies on the couch the entire time wearing your robe pretending to be dead.

Actually, pretends to have been assassinated.

In very bad taste.

Does not provide dessert.

 

Later joins Hulk, Spiderman, and naked Popeye for Jello shots off of Wonder Woman’s abdomen.

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