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Kurt Vonnegut once wrote that if a man moved to a planet with
a level of gravity substantially below the planet he was from,
he would walk around all the time with an erection.
I think this is true and that I must be from Jupiter,
or one of the bigger planets,
because every time I go into the men’s shower room at the gym
I get a big boner.
Some guy: “What the f*ck’s your problem?!”
Me: “Excuse me I must be homesick for Jupiter.”
That guy: “What?”
Me: “Well it could be Uranus.”
From that day forward the showers pretty much always emptied when I showered.
It felt good.
Good to make a contribution to water conservation.
And good to have an erection in the shower.