Man from Jupiter



Kurt Vonnegut once wrote that if a man moved to a planet with

a level of gravity substantially below the planet he was from,

he would walk around all the time with an erection.


I think this is true and that I must be from Jupiter,

or one of the bigger planets,

because every time I go into the men’s shower room at the gym

I get a big boner.


Some guy: “What the f*ck’s your problem?!”


Me: “Excuse me I must be homesick for Jupiter.”


That guy: “What?”


Me: “Well it could be Uranus.”


From that day forward the showers pretty much always emptied  when I showered.


It felt good.

Good to make a contribution to water conservation.

And good to  have an erection in the shower.


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