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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it,
does it make a sound?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
If a tree falls on a bear taking a shit in the woods
I’m pretty damn sure it makes a sound.
So is the existence of a bear and shit a requirement for sound?
Well, perhaps based on some of the music I hear on the radio today.
What if the bear were wearing ear plugs when he was
taking a shit
when the tree fell on him?
He wouldn’t hear any of this, so would it make a sound?
Going back to our original premise,
if he were wearing earplugs,
got hit by a tree,
was yelling at the top of his bear lungs,
while covered with shit,
would it make a sound?
Yes, stupid it makes a sound.
I’m volunteering you to clean up all these trees and bear shit.