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Sam the alligator was no longer deriving the pleasure
he used to when he was younger from eating people.
In fact, sometimes as he chewed on a person
he would completely lose his ability to chew.
His wife also wasn’t deriving the satisfaction
that she used to feel in watching him eat people.
Finally, he went to the alligator doctor.
After running some tests the doctor
met with both Sam and his wife.
Look an alligator like you who’s a bit older,
with high blood pressure, and who likes to drink
your problem is not all that uncommon and certainly
nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about.
You’ve become a vegetarian.