Conscientious Objector at Work



So, I decided to become a conscientious objector at work.

My boss: Time to work on that 700-page power-point presentation on how to not waste time.

Me: Sorry, I’m a conscientious objector

Boss: What’s that mean?

Me: I conscientiously object to doing any  work.

Boss: Are you allowed to do that.

Me: My religion requires it.

Boss: Ok. Is there someone else who can work on and complete the 1000-page user manual
on how to use paper clip before we ban the use of paperclips at work next week.


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