When the Internet Finally Became Useful

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I’m glad to see you are getting off the couch.

It took some prodding.

I care about you enough

to throw away even any friendship

we may have and to never see you again

to throw it all away…

if it helps you find your passion and seize life

like it was meant to be seized and lived

for life is far too precious a gift

and you are far too precious a gift

within that gift

to not fully live the special life

you have been given

 

You can always count on me

the rest of the life

you may need something

say in twenty years

 

if you something before that

just let me know

…your suicide king

 

I have never had any interest in Toni

she’s not in your league

 

Eventually, when every book known to the mankind

was put on the internet book characters were able to interact

freely across stories.

Me: How’s it going there King Kong?

King Kong: Eeek!

Me: Whoa. Too much information.

Me: How’s it going there Moby Dick?

Moby Dick: Bubble!

Me: Whoa. Way too much information.

Me: How’s it going there Hans Brinker?

Superman: Eeek! Bubble!

Me: Ok. Thanks for making it official.

Good luck with your Presidential run.

Nice silver skates.

Me: How’s it going there Lockness Monster?

Lockness: It’s going well. Thank you for asking.

Me: Good. Here’s your krytonite cross.

We are going to go spelunking with Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman: Who wants to watch me ride a bicycle?

Road Runner: Beep. Beep.

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