Fake News

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at work this afternoon

I could hear the homeland security

helicopters overhead

you know the plain black

unmarked ones

I went on the Russian

internet and there were

rumors that Safeway was

out of wet cat food

the kind that has a tasty

cheddar cheese flavor

 

no I have never eaten it

 

once

 

I couldn’t believe this and dismissed it as fake news

released by Facebook to throw the election

 

I decided to take a break and buy a ball of yarn

as I passed the neighborhood not far from Safeway

I could see the situation was indeed serious

 

a calico…likey Chechen after being informed that

mandatory rationing was in place left a suspicious

looking bird on the back doorstep

 

protocols were followed, but in the confusion they forgot to provide

security for the Presidential Inauguration and everyone’s

worst nightmare was realized

 

President Trump was sworn in and they ran out of Tender Vittles.

 

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