Animal Celebrity Watch



Have these hamsters been given probiotics?

Has that lizard been read the riot act?

Some people are cat people.

These are the people that will go to the bathroom

in a box in the corner of your laundry room.

That dog.

That dog across the street he was in my dream last night.

Wait no that’s a hallucination.

Great now that hallucination is humping my leg.

As much fun as barrel of monkeys.

Sure hope they’re spider monkeys

to help cushion my blow when I go over Niagara Fall.




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