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When the officer pulled me over on the desert strip I must have been going 115.
Cop: “About a mile back there. That chicken crossing the road. Ever seen it before?”
Me. “What chicken?”
Cop: “The one wearing the same color day-glo orange prison jump suit as you?”
Cop: “The one that has “love chimp” embroidered on her lapel just like you?”
Cop: “The one that has a picture of her and you at the Vegas wedding chapel?”
Me: “Oh, that chicken.”