Bring it on Home



her tears feel like

acid rain to me


she likes it big

bad wolf style

she likes it when

I blow her down

and I have no problem

blowing her down there

but I found her three

little pigs’ knowledge

to be substantially lacking

again, not a problem

I would happy

to provide her

with her pork education

now’s she’s pretty

good at huffin’

and puffin’ herself

she makes this little

piggy want to run

all the way home


mixed stories

mixed metaphors



eventually her newly acquired

expertise led her

to a career

with the USDA

as a sausage inspector



look out your window

you see that storm coming

yeah, we’re looking at the same storm

do you want to share the storm with me



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