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First, we need to understand the basic concept.
This is what undergraduate degrees are for…
After suitably in a Master’s program at a Top-10 University
specializing in Breakfast Science you will be introduced
to the concept of cereal and milk
Here’s a diagram of what takes place in your brain at that time.
Now imagine you’re in an advanced PhD program,
but your leftist-leaning faculty has chosen to go gluten-free
and you find out the “wheat flakes” you ordered are actually made
of gelatin… ground hooves like Jello. 😦
Enter unhappy breakfast clown. Best to avoid.
Clown: I was hoping for an Egg McMuffin or a reasonable proximity.
Here is a diagram to your brain’s disappointment at that time. 😦
When you find out “said” flakes are “sugar-free” you need
a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor.
You can have mine….I’m going to the “spa” today.
Jello time now. Now it’s Jello time now. Now.
I like lime green
To be taken with an MAO inhibitor chaser.
Below please find the molecular structure profiles of hash browns.
Dean: Congratulations here’s your PhD.
You can have it framed and put on wall at Starbucks.
My Mom calling from heaven: Son, do you actually do any at work at work?
Me: Who do you think throws away the used coffee and filters!!!
such pretty colors
and such pretty light
come into the light Carol Anne