Towards a Vampire-Free Christmas



It was Christmas day

and the mass garlic shortage panics

were once again starting to sweep America.

What if vampires were to use our lowered vigilance

at Christmas to attack.?

Would little Baby Jesus be safe in the manager scene?

Was there enough garlic to put around his neck?

As it was Christmas everyone took time to reflect

and have a good long think.

Some of us used this time to change the oil

in our cars that was at least 2000 miles overdue.


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