For the Love of God Santa Claus What Have You Done

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The US aircraft carrier was found adrift

in the Arctic Ocean just south of the North Pole.

Not a single human was found on the vessel.

Just a few scattered reindeer.

It was an ominous sign.

People on the street wondered out loud.

“What have you done Santa Claus?”

“For the love of God Santa Claus, what have you done?”

People now were crying openly in the streets.

The President appeared simultaneously

on all the television stations .

Through his tears he began his speech:

“For the love of God Santa Claus, what have you done?”

A church bell tolled in the distance.

Abraham Lincoln sat silently  in his twelfth story apartment

as tears ran down his cheeks and he petted his hairless cat.

A penguin floated by on a small iceberg.

“For the love of God Santa Claus, what have you done?”

A polar bear looked out to sea from his glacier.

“For the love of God Santa Claus, what have you done?”

Finally, the men’s room door opened and Santa Claus stepped out.

“What?”

“Oh, I see.”

“It’s always Santa Claus lost the remote control!”

“Well, I wasn’t even using the remote control.”

“I wasn’t even watching TV.”

“What?”

“What’s that in my right hand?”

“Oh, the remote control.”

 

 

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