Henchman

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She1: He’s not as dumb as he looks

She2: No one could be that stupid.

She1: He’s just like any other man. He puts on his pants one leg at a time.

She2: But his mother helps him.

She1: That explains how he dresses.

I’ve only seen men wear yellow sweater vests in comedy sketches.

Perhaps his mother hoped he get a job with the Easter Bunny dying eggs.

He: Ma’am no liquids in containers are allowed beyond this point.

He: Ma’am can you please step through metal detector again after removing the piercings in your blouse?

He: Ma’am you’re not allow to request a full body pat down in the security room without the presence of  female agent.

Easter Bunny: Hey, Jim how do you like working security at the Easter Bunny’s Petting Zoo?

He: Please step through metal detector again after removing the piercings in your shirt Boss.

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