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I may not be the most religious man in the world, but every night
before I go to sleep I look up at God and say…
Where does all this belly-button lint come from?!!
I mean every single day I have to clean out that bellybutton.
Sure I have an inny, but I wear a shirt all day…so how does all this
bellybutton lint find its way in there?
Well, I suppose it’s one those mysteries of the universe.
Made me believe in God.
Somebody’s got to be putting it in there.
And only God knows why.
Me: Hey, Popeye what are you doing up here in heaven.
Popeye: Hell was full. Where’s me spinach ?
Jesus: I wanna go to the circus.
God: Not today son you didn’t eat all your spina…
Hey, who let Popeye out of hell.
Satan: Who’s ready to go the circus?
Hey, how did Popeye escape from hell?
Popeye: It looks like the Jello is arriving now.
There’s always room for Jello.
Later at the circus we looked at photos of our Jello on Satan’s iphone.