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When we arrived at Jimmy’s house
we were all given cardboard boxes.
Mine was the only one with a kitten in it.
I placed my present in the pile of presents
that weren’t dripping blood.
When Simon sat on the tack placed
in his chair his inflatable pants popped,
but acted as an airbag cushioning
his descent onto the chair.
But he still ended up sitting on the tack.
Amanda brought dynamite.
Jimmy’s Mom felt this was dangerous
and put the dynamite in the microwave oven
for safe keeping.
Later, we enjoyed microwave-popcorn in heaven.