here comes santa claus

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here comes Santa Claus
here comes Santa Claus

oops. I’m now Santa Claus

she made both my naughty
and my nice list

she made the 2nd list
because she made the first list

she came
to the North Pole
to give me a North Pole pole dance

I cast my fishnet stalkings around her
swirling legs so she wouldn’t be naked

her favorite part
of the ginger bread house
is the weight bearing candy cane

it goes up and down
up and down
when she spots me
as I do pushups

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