Einstein Reinvents HR

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Some people like to complain.
We think of these people as responsible
Responsible for all the complaining.

HR person: You may be offending someone and not even know it.
Me: I may be offending someone and not even care.

When a mother leans out of a burning building says:
“Who will save my baby?!!”
Nobody’s asking you to be a hero.
And nobody has to worry.

But what most people want in such a situation
is someone they can count on.
Count on to be complaining

You: It’s too hot.
You: The sun’s in my eyes. Oh, that’s a fire.
You: They keep making my pants size smaller and smaller.

Or you’re getting bigger.
Its relative you can ask Einstein.

Einstein: You got that big being vegan?

HR person: You may be offending someone and not even know it.
Einstein: As you approach the speed of light your mass will become infinite.

David Hawking: Without gravity there would be no yoyo’s.

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