As a troll it is important to manage your investment portfolio.

Our fastest growing population segment now is trolls.

Trolls are often discriminated against because of their bulging eyes

and we will soon run out of bridges for them to live under.

Trolls currently are the majority of those just entering the intersection

to make a left turn when the light has already turned red.

Trolls inevitably sneak Canadian pennies into our commerce system when

they pay for ammo at gun stores.

One time I saw a troll get a refill on his Mountain Dew at Carl’s Jr., when he had

not paid for the refill option.

In closing…

We need more trolls.

Thank you.


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