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One day on the morning commute
God appeared in Bill’s passenger seat
Bill happily swerved into the car pool lane.
Bill: “Hi God. How’s it going?”
God: “Bill I’m afraid I have some bad news for you.”
“You’re going to die today, but I’ll give you the choice of
dying in a horrible car crash this morning. Or you can go
to work and use the day to get your things in order and die
peacefully in your sleep tonight.”
Then Bill yanked the wheel hard to the left crashing into a cement over crossing and killing both himself and God.
As Bill and God’s spirits started their ascent to heaven God was puzzled.
God: “What the f*ck Bill?”
Bill: “Screw it. At least I got out of a day of work