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I tried to reduce my carbon footprint.
I bought clown shoes that were 2 sizes too small.
I had to use a shoehorn to squeeze into my ruby slippers.
I proposed that the co-generation plant in our town be fueled by burning
wooden Dutch shoes.
Then I found out that Snowshoe Rabbits do not wear snowshoes.
I felt gyped.
Then I thought about people swallowing goldfish and felt better.