Transition Team



This armadillo is unresponsive.
That’s a throw pillow.

Why are these turtles chain smoking?
That’s a microwave oven and someone is making popcorn.

Where can I get these x-rays I took in the men’s room developed?
That was the missile room and the launch codes.

This potato chip looks like Abraham Lincoln with a mo-hawk
That’s called a mirror.

When I pass go do I collect $200?
Someone has to pay for the Abraham Lincoln potato chip.


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