The Revised History of Peanut Butter

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At the peanut factory…

Supervisor: Perhaps we could put one more peanut in that bag?

Peanut lobby in Washington: And what would your purpose be in putting an additional peanut in that bag?

Supervisor: People might like one more peanut.

Peanut lobby leaves room to discuss and then returns.

Peanut lobby: We’re moving this entire operation to Cambodia.

Elephant: I would like one more peanut.

Peanut lobby to Supervisor: We’ve decided to move our headquarter here and make you vice president.

Elephant: I have a peanut allergy.

Peanut lobby: We’re shutting down this entire company.

George Washington Carver: I’d be afraid to invent peanut butter today because of potential law suits.

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