Born on Christmas



Wouldn’t be great if your birthday were on Christmas?

Then people could say: “Here’s your birthday present.

It’s also your Christmas present.”

Or: “Here’s your Christmas present. It’s also your birthday present.”

Then people would be substantially less likely to forget your birthday present

or your Christmas present because they would be the same.

Of course, you would only get half the number of total presents.

The number you would get if you were celebrating each separately.

Like a normal human being.


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