Daily Affirmation orig



When some one says “Good morning” to you it’s safe to presume
what they are really asking for is money and you should ignore them.

When you get off the elevator and someone says “Have a nice day.”
Check your wallet. They probably want all your money.

Likewise, when a crying mother screams please save my baby from that burning building,
it’s probably her way of asking you open a joint checking account with her. Ignore her, but take
an ice cube out of your coat pocket and throw it in the general direction of the child.

That child may one day grow up to be someone from whom you can borrow money.



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