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What did President Martin Van Buren ever do.
Well he invented Bureaucracy.
That’s quite a legacy when you come to think about it.
It’s not like being the first President to visit Mars,
but it’s still pretty impressive.
In fact, if a President did try to visit Mars,
he would probably have to fill out a lot of paperwork.
Maybe this is more impressive than being the first President to visit Mars.
He created a system to allow or prevent a President from visiting Mars.
It’s clear that in developing such as system that Martin Van Buren
was indeed ahead of his time.
He also had massive sideburns and a pet snake.
As well as many other reasons to hate him.