Gutter Slick orig

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gutter slick she said you are

I am sam I am ma’am

Big Daddy and the Hebrews

would be one saxaphone player

short tonight

Belladonna Nightshade

was a pretty girl

but pure poison

snake bite tattoos this one

she was a real sidewinder

snake in the dessert movement

moved easy like water

running down hill

her naked body looked like

a roadmap of Wisconsin

only in California

and without all that distracting

roadmap crap

which was God’s way of saying

“Good morning.”

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Fuel

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I believe in God

but more importantly he believes in me

I wake up each day on fire

some people look at things I do

and don’t understand

I smile

well, mostly smile

It’s just that I want to squeeze every spark

of life out of each and every day

normal is not an option

when I stroke her wet hair water flies off like sparks

It’s what God would want

It’s the reason I’m here

I wake up each day on fire

he provides the spark

I provide the fuel

Ichabod Jesus

me

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Ichabod Jesus

had a man bun

found a purpose

then he ran

the table

sheila looking

for cloud direction

her wifi tattoos

made her unique

just like all the others

circus came to town

and decided to stay

clown car full of lovers

amber from the Baltic sea

was a polished jewel

but in the end

the sum of all her

accomplishments

was merely defined

by her existence

so she died her hair blue

got a nose ring

and become unique

like all the others

New “Ghost Busters” Movie Review

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It was opening weekend for the new
“Ghostbuster” and the theatre was packed.

They had emptied all the morgues in the city
nailed the corpses into seats, duct-taped their eyes
open, and painted huge ridiculous clown smiles
on them using a lipstick robot.

The atmosphere could only be described as,
“festive.”

The critics would later celebrate the movie’s opening with such accolades as:
“No body got up and left.”
“Booing was limited to theatre staff.”
“Seeing how much fun ghosts had in this movie made me want to be dead.
Ok, seeing the movie made me want to be dead.”

30 minutes into film:
Fred: Sigh, well at least when this crap is over I will be dead.

Meanwhile in another city while on his honeymoon Jim died and went to hell.
Jim shrugged: “Could have been worst. I could have gone to see the new “Ghost Busters.”

Fred Flintstone walks in: Yabba Dabba what the f*ck?!!!
Is that the new Ghost Busters?!!
Why couldn’t I just be dead?!!

Turn Up Your Life

god

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so I decided to turn up my life

you know those 2 knobs

the one to the right

sticks out just a little

well I gave it a tweak

turned up the volume

of the glorious melody of existence

Obama: Sounds like you got played son.

Me: Tickled my ivories so to speak?

I don’t think so.

Maybe I wanted them tickled.

That’s just being part of the musical score of living.

Obama: I could learn a lot from you.

Me: Like how to run a country.

Obama: Yes.

Me: She remains as forever… anvilicious.

But I still don’t have her number.

Anderson Cooper: So after all this you still have an interest.

Me: You have to ask?

Pulling a Rabbit Out of a Hat

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I tried to pull a rabbit out of a hat,

but he just wouldn’t come out.

First, I tried using a toilette plunger.

Then I tried a pair of oversized forceps.

Then I tried a jackhammer.

Finally, I drilled some holes and tried some dynamite.

Then I looked up and noticed that I was standing above the cup

of the putting green on the 3rd hole.

A guy was standing there with his hands on his hips just watching me.

I had no idea that Tiger Woods had such an interest in rabbits.

Dynamite Boxer Shorts

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she was a pair of dynamite

boxer shorts

both comfortable and a good fit

and allowed breathy room

just where breathy room

is needed

but at the end of the day

dynamite’s job is exploding

so I take care

 

when I saw her it looked like perhaps

she had added 4-5 lbs of women curves

strapped on to her gutter-gaunt gangster

slim body

and if physically possible

she became even more

built for speed

like a classic Corvette Stingray

considered the greatest automotive

achievement in design art

because it’s design is based upon the curvature

of a woman’s body

but as we all know the only true masterpiece of art

is a woman’s body

and that is she

 

Hope you enjoyed your 4th.

Mine was the best.