Gutter Slick orig

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gutter slick she said you are

I am sam I am ma’am

Big Daddy and the Hebrews

would be one saxaphone player

short tonight

Belladonna Nightshade

was a pretty girl

but pure poison

snake bite tattoos this one

she was a real sidewinder

snake in the dessert movement

moved easy like water

running down hill

her naked body looked like

a roadmap of Wisconsin

only in California

and without all that distracting

roadmap crap

which was God’s way of saying

“Good morning.”

Fuel

1.05

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I believe in God

but more importantly he believes in me

I wake up each day on fire

some people look at things I do

and don’t understand

I smile

well, mostly smile

It’s just that I want to squeeze every spark

of life out of each and every day

normal is not an option

when I stroke her wet hair water flies off like sparks

It’s what God would want

It’s the reason I’m here

I wake up each day on fire

he provides the spark

I provide the fuel

The Astro Alluvial

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she’s so biblioteca

smarter than a room of books

she swam in from

the astro alluvial

shakes the stars

from her hair

when she towels off

got snake bite tattoos

up and down her back

and something new

peek-a-boo up front

slips into a room like

an under garment

the drug’s effect

gives me the shivers

makes me want to

go beyond  the

infinite sky plain

burn my Viking ship

on a foreign shore

 

The Anti-Christ of Cool

2005

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She asked me what I did for a living

I said I dug up the villains

that the Lone Ranger shot

to retrieve the silver bullets for scrap.

She said that was cool

I thought: Interesting.

I didn’t do this to be cool.

It was a job I did to pay the bills

and feed my pet monkey.

I had no time or interest in being cool.

I was the anti-Christ of cool.

Then one day you look in the mirror

I mean really look

and the super nova

that is of your life

is exploding as we speak.

She: Cool.

Me: You’re just not getting it are you!

 

parallel lines

meet at the

horizon

meet me there

 

I’ll be waiting

Ichabod Jesus

me

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Ichabod Jesus

had a man bun

found a purpose

then he ran

the table

sheila looking

for cloud direction

her wifi tattoos

made her unique

just like all the others

circus came to town

and decided to stay

clown car full of lovers

amber from the Baltic sea

was a polished jewel

but in the end

the sum of all her

accomplishments

was merely defined

by her existence

so she died her hair blue

got a nose ring

and become unique

like all the others

Girl Metal

 

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Me: So you play metal?

She: No we play girl metal

Me: How cute.

She: Indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4kzd1itmWY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSvwQzNQdVc

She: Meet the new boss same as the old boss.

Me: Got it boss.

Pope Francis: Well, I’m done delivering Christmas Mass. Who’s up for some girl metal?

God: From LA to Tokyo… girls are playing death metal.

For the first time in my life…I’m proud to be God.

New “Ghost Busters” Movie Review

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It was opening weekend for the new
“Ghostbuster” and the theatre was packed.

They had emptied all the morgues in the city
nailed the corpses into seats, duct-taped their eyes
open, and painted huge ridiculous clown smiles
on them using a lipstick robot.

The atmosphere could only be described as,
“festive.”

The critics would later celebrate the movie’s opening with such accolades as:
“No body got up and left.”
“Booing was limited to theatre staff.”
“Seeing how much fun ghosts had in this movie made me want to be dead.
Ok, seeing the movie made me want to be dead.”

30 minutes into film:
Fred: Sigh, well at least when this crap is over I will be dead.

Meanwhile in another city while on his honeymoon Jim died and went to hell.
Jim shrugged: “Could have been worst. I could have gone to see the new “Ghost Busters.”

Fred Flintstone walks in: Yabba Dabba what the f*ck?!!!
Is that the new Ghost Busters?!!
Why couldn’t I just be dead?!!